Monday, November 2, 2009

Party in the USA

Well, we made it back from Greece on Friday afternoon and were we glad to get back!! We had to leave our hotel Friday morning at 4 am Athens time, so the decision was made to say up all night so we wouldn't miss our wake up call. Clearly, that makes for a looong travel day! By the time we had landed in Texas, we had be going for 40 hours, 21 of which were in transit!!

Luckily, our flights were uneventful on the way back - no turbulance or terrible take offs this go around! But the best part of the return trip was the 50 year old black gay flight attendant that brought us free champagne so we could toast Andi's 30th birthday! He was awesome!! Once back in town, we all went our separate ways...until Ashley and Kim decided that the party wasn't over! They ended up earning rock star status at Capital Bar and the Pour House that night.

Saturday was a crazy day - Ashley and Kim pulled together and threw the Texas Toga party in celebration of Andi's 30th birthday, and it was such a fun party!! We had a great turnout, and had so much fun!! There was no flip cup, but the night was a success!

Monday, October 26, 2009

What happens in Crete...

All we can say about last night is that we made lots of "Friends". We celebrated Andi's birthday night for the second time last night and let's just say it was a memorable evening! Andi was definitely celebrating in style! We made such an impression that they decided to throw us a going away party tonight!! However, we will be unable to attend due to the remnants of last night.

Heading to Athens tomorrow afternoon...can't wait to get there!

Sunday, October 25, 2009

Here we are in Crete

Well clearly it has been a few days since we posted. We have had some technical difficulties...and clearly when \i say some, I mean Kim's computer crashed!! Needless to say that has been a less than ideal situation, however, we are moving on from that mishap. We have been having a blast...lots of time at the spa, laying out at the beach, and of course sampling the local nightlife!! Last night we found a great bar, Friends, and we had a great time. We celebrated Andi's birthday by dancing through the bar to the song Right Round...they LOVED us there!!

I think the most memorable moment so far of the trip has been almost dying on TWO of our flights over here! On the flight to Athens from Madrid, our turbulance was so bad that Kim made the comment that we were "being tossed about as if we were a piece of tin foil"! It was kind of scary!! Then, on the flight from Athens to Crete, we literally took off at a 90 degree angle, and all of us about passed out! Never had a take off like that before!!

So it is time again for a few new top 10 lists...we have been making new ones since we left Texas. Here our a few lists...

Top 10 In-flight Happenings

10. Creepy stalker lady
9. The ultra gross food
8. Shooting Airbourne...vodka would have been better
7. Whoa ugly!!!
6. Where's our beautiful cougar hiding??
5. Kim's obsession
4. Unacceptably small tv screens
3. Wet toilet paper
2. When the decision was made to upgrade our return flight
1. Ashley's party foul...2 hours into the flight

Top 10 quotes

10. Done.com
9. What it is
8. Your language is offensive
7. See you later, gay boys!!
6. Greece 2009
5. Go big or go home
4. Do you know where that is? Yeah, it son the corner of get a map and bugger off!!
3. In it to win it
2. S*** happens when you party naked
1 We tend to do dumb s*** when we get f-ed up

Andi's 13 most memorable birthday night quotes (part 1)

13. Do these have like caffeine in them??
12. Ouch! Boney butt!
11. Now I know why guys like my butt the drunker they get! It looks better when I am drunk!
10. Do you have like a bourbon? But, like, Greek???
9. I dont do shots! ( 4 shots later...)
8. Sorry Tim!
7. I like your car!!
6. Do you have any single Greek friends?
5. Do you know your hand is touching my crotch?
4. I'm already sleepend with you!
3.Slap me bitches!!
2. I miss H
1. Are you going to leave me with the lepers?

Ok, there is just a little taste of what we have been up to here! We will post again when we have a chance! Until then, we will be having a fun time here in Crete!

Off for round two of Andi's birthday celebration!!

xoxo

Andi, Ashley, Mandy, and Kim

Wednesday, October 21, 2009

Less than 24 hours!!!

We are so excited for this adventure to begin!! We leave tomorrow at 5:30 and it can't get here soon enough! In keeping with our pre-trip posts, it's time for a few more top 10 lists!!

Top 10 necessities for a fun Greek vacay

10. Passport
9. Bathing suit (optional..this is Europe)
8. Lip rouge
7. Intraception
6. Travel bottle of massage oil
5. Corkscrew
4. Camera with video option
3. Chloroseptic spray
2. Stilettos
1. Hanky Pankies

Top 10 guys to stay away from

10. The "I don't want to lose you" guy
9. The "I love you...but I'm not IN love with you" guy
8. The beggar
7. The txtr
6. The hunter
5. The static cling guy
4. "That guy"
3. The hornball
2. The douche
1. The married guy

Look for our next post tomorrow from the airport!! Greece here we come!!!

xoxo
Andi, Ashley, Mandy, and Kim


Tuesday, October 20, 2009

And so it begins...

As most of you know, we are heading to Greece to celebrate Andi's 30th birthday! Since this is to be an amazing trip, we thought we would share all of the fun with everyone back home. We hope that you have as much fun following us on this blog as we are going to have in Greece!

Vital statistics:

The travelers

Andi Latham - the birthday girl
Ashley Otto - just a little too much
Mandy Damon - the responsible one
Kim Gotcher - the life of the party

The plan

We leave for Greece Thursday afternoon at 5:30 and have a very long day of travel to Crete. We will be in Crete for 4 days, so the actual birthday celebration will take place there. From Crete we head to Athens for 3 days and then head back to Texas, arriving on the 30th. However, we must all rally for Andi's birthday party on Halloween night...Texas Toga!! It's going to be a great adventure.

This blog was actually conceived as a late night joke last Sunday night as Kim, Andi, and Ashley told silly stories that somehow turned into top 10 lists. They run the gammit from panties (hence the name of the blog) to quotes from movies. We hope you enjoy these lists...and we are sure that there will be more lists as the trip progresses.

Top 10 reasons to carry an extra pair of panties

10. Grandma told me to
9. Trying on swimsuits
8. Mother Nature's "gift"
7. Greece
6. Wardrobe malfunctions
5. Unexpected plans
4. Paparazzi moments
3. Car accident
2. Dogtags
1. Shacking

Top 10 things a woman should not be without

10. Cell phone
9. Credit card
8. Phone number of faux boyfriend
7. Lip gloss
6. Breath freashener
5. Camera
4. Mascara
3. Rubber band
2. Tampons
1. Panties

There are a few of the lists that we came up with. Look for a few more tomorrow!

xoxo
Andi, Ashley, Mandy, and Kim